Welcome Aboard

[Guacaphile.com]

I love guacamole a lot. This website is dedicated to guacamole love, and is designed for those in possession of such love. At the very least, I assume you’ll have to know someone who loves guacamole to appreciate what it truly means to be a Guacaphile.

I don’t remember guacamole being much of a thing, growing up. Despite growing up in a town of 5,000 with a Mexican population close to half, I don’t remember ever being offered guacamole. I am sure it was around at dozens of occasions in which I absent-mindedly went ham on tacos, burritos, enchilladas. or whatever was being offered.

In my late teenage years, I started to hear people talk more and more about guac. In my early 20s, I was dating a girl who constantly mentioned foods I’d never heard of, and later work her tail off in the kitchen to make me whatever. Always trying to encourage me to “push your pallet.”

Representing the preferred way to introduce guacamole neophytes, here we see a chip loaded with guacamole that was incredibly delicious at picture time.

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The original logo for Rivalless Guacamole. Drawn by a European gentleman met via reddit, circa 2012.

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